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SnoringEarthworm@piefed.ca to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days ago

Do you sell ducks?

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Do you sell ducks?

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SnoringEarthworm@piefed.ca to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days ago
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/53080432

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    Probably it just wants some grapes.

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    that was fowl

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  • we are all@crazypeople.online
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    m R dux

    R not

    o s a R

    L I B, m R dux.

    • 667@lemmy.radio
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      I always saw it as:

      MR DUCKS

      MR NOT DUCKS

      OSAR, CD ED BD WINGS?

      WALL BE. MR DUCKS.

      • we are all@crazypeople.online
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        oh wow you’re right, I did forget all about the cd ed bd wings

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          I feel like I’m having a stroke trying to understand this

          • ℕ𝕖𝕞𝕠@slrpnk.net
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            It’s a meme from before the Internet. I learned it from my parents, who knows where they got it.

            In a similar vein:

            RUMT?
            ICUR!
            IMMT2!
            FURS
            MTSI,
            IPTU.

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    What a quack for selling those…

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