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2 days agoI once saw a red fruit with the seeds on the outside jump out the bushes, demanding me to hand over my phone & wallet at knifepoint. He yelled “THIS IS A STROBERRY!”


I once saw a red fruit with the seeds on the outside jump out the bushes, demanding me to hand over my phone & wallet at knifepoint. He yelled “THIS IS A STROBERRY!”


Light all the candles as an announcement that you’re gonna start having kids and hope she’ll get pregnant in exactly three months. Not in 2, not in 4, but in 3 precisely.
I guess some lawyers have that nailed shut. But a guy can dream, right?


I’m currently still locked in due to some magnitude of network effect. Let’s just say that I’m looking forward to more news about this program’s development with great interest.
Longer explanation:
Because most computers use two’s complement to make negative numbers. To produce -x, you take x, flip all the bits, and then add 1. Conveniently, this process works both ways, so if you have an
intwith a positive MSB, i.e.1*******, that’s a negative number, and if you invert and add 1, you get the positive number.So if you take
11111111, and apply this process, you get00000001, which equals 1. Thus,11111111= -1Secondly, the gestation period of humans is 9 months, and there are 12 months in a year.
So if you have binary candles and all of them lit, that can suggest, which it does in my previous comment, that you’re celebrating a child’s -1st birthday.