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☆ Yσɠƚԋσʂ ☆@lemmy.ml to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 3 days ago

Modern problems require modern solutions

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Modern problems require modern solutions

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☆ Yσɠƚԋσʂ ☆@lemmy.ml to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 3 days ago
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    DevOps just want to make sure that you covered this use case

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      “Guess hoo, motherfucker!”

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    You kidding? That’s brilliant. Thinking outside the boîte.

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      i came here to say something like this. we’re practically twins! lol

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        Oh no, I’m so sorry for you. :/

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    Look, an alert is an alert…

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      Une alerte est une alerte*

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        Ceci n’est pas une alerte

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    Security: Ehhhh…secure enough.

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      At least tell me you’re using mTLS.

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        Yeah I TLS. Take Legendary Shits!

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    I mean if the system just created inc it’ll be ignored but duo bird will hunt you down if you don’t complete the lesson

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    If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid. (OK, but it is stupid)

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