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Bonus Panel

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I hope the reboot is faithful to the original guy with a spear.
Transcript
4 Panel Comic
Panel 1: Two hairy cavemen sit on rocks and talk. They have long, unkempt hair and beards, as well as uni-brows, and wear short loin clothes. One of the cavemen on the left gestures while speaking to the other who is bush drawing in the dirt with a stick.
Caveman 1: Hey, you remember that cave painting of the guy with the spear?
Panel 2: Caveman 1 listens with a smile on his face. Caveman 2 is excited to discuss this masterpiece, his stick forgotten.
Caveman 2: Of course! That painting is the best!
Panel 3: Caveman 1 drops some knowledge on Caveman 2 who grabs his hair in shock and horror at the revelation.
Caveman 1: Would you believe that was made 20 years ago?
Caveman 2: Whaaat?
Panel 4: Caveman 2 covers his face with his hands to hide his despair. Caveman 1 somberly agrees with his companion.
Caveman 2: Fuck I’m old…
Caveman 1: Same


It’s hard to say if the comic is supposed to make you feel better about being old. All we can say is that it was written with you specifically in mind.
Twas my suspicion