[characters surround a flowchart]
Do you agree with me ideologically?\
- No: Then you are not a leftist\
- Yes: Proceed
Did you ever disagree with me online?\ - Yes: Then you are not a leftist\
- No: Proceed
Have you ever read theory?\ - No: Then you are not a leftist\
- Yes: Proceed
Did you reach the same conclusions as me?
No: Then you are not a leftist
Yes: Proceed
Do you believe in left unity?
Yes: ??? -> just kidding -> loop back to the same question
No: Proceed
Are you to my left or to my right ideologically?
Right: Then you are not a leftist
Left: I hate you because you are a tankie -> Bruh -> Then you are not a leftist
We agree: I hate you because you are a liberal -> Wait what -> Then you are not a leftist
https://thebad.website/comic/true_leftism_flowchart
Lefties don’t just exclude people for having mildly different opinions - they go full “incel maga ICE nazi rat” on you.
Like you could agree on the fundamental problems, the general causes, the general solutions, etc but if you are just slightly sympathetic to insecure 16 yearold boys being bullied then you are OBVIOUSLY an incel sympathizer. If you think the use of ‘nazi’ and similar terms should hold weight and never be used unless there is evidence of nazi ideology, then you are somehow a holocaust denier. If you state that the democrats are corporate sellouts that provide nothing for this country without also stating how much you hate maga and ‘are voting blue anyways’, then you are obviously just a trump voter.