I love to make really bad similes/metaphors like “I have the memory of a fish with very poor memory” or “I’m as tall as a tree thats my height”.

  • CatZoomies@lemmy.world
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    21 days ago

    In the spirit of Super Mario jokes, here’s a dumb one I love.

    What kind of pants does Super Mario love to wear?

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    Denim denim denim!

    (Say this aloud in tune with the Super Mario Underground Theme song)