64bithero@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agoI married a half horse human 10 years ago. Every anniversary I tell them I love themmessage-squaremessage-square9linkfedilinkarrow-up183arrow-down13file-text
arrow-up180arrow-down1message-squareI married a half horse human 10 years ago. Every anniversary I tell them I love them64bithero@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square9linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squarejordanlund@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·1 month ago“How long you been married?” “CLOP-CLOP-CLOP-CLOP-CLOP-CLOP-CLOP-CLOP-CLOP-CLOP”
minus-squareteft@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 month agoDid OP marry Clever Hans’ centaur cousin?
minus-squareAmidFuror@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up4arrow-down1·1 month agoThat’s a very nasty stereotype about centaurs. They can speak as well as any human. Just because they code switch when amongst each other doesn’t make them incapable of proper diction.
minus-squarejordanlund@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 month agoHow DARE you assume I was talking about the Centaur! 😉
“How long you been married?”
“CLOP-CLOP-CLOP-CLOP-CLOP-CLOP-CLOP-CLOP-CLOP-CLOP”
Did OP marry Clever Hans’ centaur cousin?
That’s a very nasty stereotype about centaurs. They can speak as well as any human. Just because they code switch when amongst each other doesn’t make them incapable of proper diction.
How DARE you assume I was talking about the Centaur! 😉