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Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months ago

I married a half horse human 10 years ago. Every anniversary I tell them I love them

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I married a half horse human 10 years ago. Every anniversary I tell them I love them

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Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months ago

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And that they are the centaur of my universe…

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How DARE you assume I was talking about the Centaur! 😉

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