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minus-squareokwhateverdude@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·14 days agoCannibalism of a zombie wizard? I feel like the zombie wizard aspect narrows it down to a few hundred
minus-squarebuttmasterflex@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·14 days agoDon’t forget the self-dealing necromancy! If Jesus is considered the son of god and also god (whole trinity myth), then him being raised from the dead means he is both a zombie and a necromancer.
minus-squareacockworkorange@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·14 days agoA Lich! Buuurn heeeeer! No, wait.
minus-squareOmgpwnies@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·14 days agoIf you want to go one further, those that die and go to heaven are “one with God”, so you’re also eating Grandma
Cannibalism of a zombie wizard? I feel like the zombie wizard aspect narrows it down to a few hundred
Don’t forget the self-dealing necromancy! If Jesus is considered the son of god and also god (whole trinity myth), then him being raised from the dead means he is both a zombie and a necromancer.
A Lich! Buuurn heeeeer! No, wait.
I got better!
If you want to go one further, those that die and go to heaven are “one with God”, so you’re also eating Grandma