The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Comic Strips@lemmy.world · 1 month agoGo ahead and reward yourself with a very small cookie, or maybe a string cheese.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square231linkfedilinkarrow-up1868arrow-down110
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minus-squareisleepinahammock@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up42arrow-down1·1 month agoPlease. You don’t use exercise to lose weight. That’s what bootleg weight loss drugs are for.
minus-squarevodka@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up7·1 month agoYes, please go buy peptides on aliexpress for this
minus-squarepotoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 month agoI went with the knock-off tidepods to save a bit. Should be close enough.
minus-squareChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 month agoWhat is wrong with good old-fashioned cocaine?
minus-squarepotoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 month agoI’m skeptical it works for me, but I suppose I’m open to being proven wrong.
minus-squareKaligalis@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 month agoPervitin® is better for boring housework.
minus-squarebitjunkie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 month agoYes but what would you recommend for fighting cops?
minus-squareKaligalis@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·30 days agoStill Pervitin®. It was good enough for the Blitzkrieg. It will be good enough for the revolution.
minus-squareNannerBanner@literature.cafelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 month agoNo, no, no. Peptides are to magically speed up healing of random damage in your body by orders of magnitude! They’ll help you add weight, because you’re building muuuuuscle!
Please. You don’t use exercise to lose weight. That’s what bootleg weight loss drugs are for.
Yes, please go buy peptides on aliexpress for this
I went with the knock-off tidepods to save a bit. Should be close enough.
What is wrong with good old-fashioned cocaine?
I’m skeptical it works for me, but I suppose I’m open to being proven wrong.
Pervitin® is better for boring housework.
Yes but what would you recommend for fighting cops?
Still Pervitin®. It was good enough for the Blitzkrieg. It will be good enough for the revolution.
No, no, no. Peptides are to
magicallyspeed up healing of random damage in your body by orders of magnitude! They’ll help you add weight, because you’re building muuuuuscle!You got it, boss