During Mrs May’s 2018 visit, she was warned to get dressed in bed to avoid hidden cameras capturing compromising footage. Starmer’s team must also be aware of being caught with their trousers down as their security precautions remain so high. 😆
Keir… I don’t think anyone wants to see nude footage of you. If anything, they’d hate it much more than you do. 😆

Someone somewhere surely fantasises about this.
I dont think they want to see that Keir

How will it looks for China if they would actually do this and release nude footage of another PM? Because most of the world would not accept that shit. Like, fucking think you stupid fucks. Be rational. There’s no benefit for China in this.
Yeah ok, but like, have you considered for a second:

?I thought not. Checkmate tankie.
the article is a joke, the daily star is the only outlet reporting it and they regularly have joke articles
Sometimes I should breathe and count to ten before I comment
If it makes you feel any better, I was bamboozled at first too. I’m so used to how absurd the west is with its China fears, it didn’t even sound outlandish.
I posted it more for the humour aspect.
It’s funny because it’s just so specific.

Can I cross-post this on /c/Funny?
yes






