PugJesus@piefed.socialM to History Memes@piefed.socialEnglish · 21 days ago"George, what the fuck are you talking about"media.piefed.socialimagemessage-square57linkfedilinkarrow-up1428arrow-down10
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minus-squareRustyShackleford@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·21 days agoAlright, alright, let me put the tinfoil on low heat for a second. Old Testament: Gog is the boss, Magog is his turf and crew. They roll up for a big end-times fight… and get absolutely smote. End of story. New Testament? Same names, but now it’s basically everyone and their cousin joining the rebellion. Bigger crowd, same outcome, still gets shut down. So yeah… same names, bigger scale. It’s like a sequel where the budget goes up, but the villain still loses in the last five minutes. And let’s be honest, if your battle plan keeps ending in divine smiting, maybe… workshop the strategy.
minus-squareFudgyMcTubbs@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·21 days agoThat’s pretty danged good. Now do it as a limerick.
minus-squareRustyShackleford@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·edit-221 days agoI gave it a shot, but not sure how it came out. How about this: There once was a leader named Gog Whose land, Magog, was part of the slog They attacked in the end Got smote ‘round the bend And the sequel went global, same log
minus-squareFudgyMcTubbs@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·21 days agoNot bad at all. Way to give it the ol’ college try.
minus-squarefakeman_pretendname@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·21 days agoThere once was a bloke called Gog, Who thought he could be “top dog”. He fought with Israel, Where soon he did fail, Then he buggered off back to Magog.
minus-squareRustyShackleford@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·21 days agoCan’t say I’ve ever been good with limericks lol. I tend to be overly descriptive.
minus-squareedgemaster72@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·21 days agoThere once was a leader named Gog Who ruled in the land of Magog His forces were smote Then again it was wrote And Dubya’s as dumb as a log
Alright, alright, let me put the tinfoil on low heat for a second.
Old Testament: Gog is the boss, Magog is his turf and crew. They roll up for a big end-times fight… and get absolutely smote. End of story.
New Testament? Same names, but now it’s basically everyone and their cousin joining the rebellion. Bigger crowd, same outcome, still gets shut down.
So yeah… same names, bigger scale.
It’s like a sequel where the budget goes up, but the villain still loses in the last five minutes.
And let’s be honest, if your battle plan keeps ending in divine smiting, maybe… workshop the strategy.
That’s pretty danged good. Now do it as a limerick.
I gave it a shot, but not sure how it came out. How about this:
There once was a leader named Gog
Whose land, Magog, was part of the slog
They attacked in the end
Got smote ‘round the bend
And the sequel went global, same log
Not bad at all. Way to give it the ol’ college try.
There once was a bloke called Gog,
Who thought he could be “top dog”.
He fought with Israel,
Where soon he did fail,
Then he buggered off back to Magog.
Nicely done.
Can’t say I’ve ever been good with limericks lol. I tend to be overly descriptive.
There once was a leader named Gog
Who ruled in the land of Magog
His forces were smote
Then again it was wrote
And Dubya’s as dumb as a log