• Maiq@piefed.social
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      9 hours ago

      Looks like you were never inadvertently tied up with a 20 foot coiled phone cord while your mom was cooking dinner, talking to your school principal about why you never brought your school books home, your overdue library fees and that forged signature on your failing reportcard.

    • kaulquappus@feddit.org
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      20 hours ago

      "I could do any switch. You name 'em, channel 1, 2, 4… sometimes 3, if people were interested in that channels current program.

      And, of course, good old channel 5."

      Bit like that, eh?