She hung you out to dry.

You shouldn’t be so negative.

“pics or it didn’t happen.”

I think I get the picture.

She was too bright.

Forgetting your 4,4-dimethyl-1-phenylpyrazolidin-3-one at home in your rush out the door. Rookie mistake.

This is the first Dad joke I ever found genuinely clever. Good work!

Sounds like quite a fix.

That’s why I only use fresh developer with my girl.