At this point, when I still need to use Apple hardware and software as part of my personal and business workflows, I have to boycott Apple - at least financially.

From now on, I only buy Apple hardware secondhand, I only use free Apple software (like the OSes and basic app suite) and third-party software purchased outside of the App Stores, and I refuse to subscribe to any paid Apple services (which I have been abstaining from since they turned their backs on Hong Kong).

I disagree that self-expression and comfort are two different things in this regard.

Expressing yourself can absolutely make you feel more comfortable. :)

Hatred of the French brings people together.

The same way Japan united.

Dress in a way that relaxes you. Clothes are for protecting your body and feeling comfortable. Everything else is humans losing the plot.

“With car wash”

What a racket. I haven’t lived in America for almost 15 years, and back then these stations were the disreputable ones you actively avoided unless you were coasting on empty. How good could a car wash “at the pump” even be?

Edit: LOL, I seem to have found a bunch of Chevron stakeholders.

Better than trying to get him to sign up for a timeshare.

This summer - GIT OUT

They are not driveways. Technically, they are parking streets, not driving streets. “Parkway” is more correct.

Ladybug is the creature’s name.

Makes sense, you can still buy blank Hi-8 tapes at some convenience stores there.

Spain and France becoming poster countries of the EU and humanity. What is happening right now?

(Also, Mexico.)

Leave it to South Korea to make playing StarCraft a human right.

I couldn’t spell that if I was looking right at it while doing so.

Wow. This makes me kinda hate McCoy. :P

This is going to come as a shock to you, but I don’t speak French.

Unforgivable, I know. :)

The speech curl should be on the opposite side in the last panel, otherwise it makes sense.

But it would have been visually confusing if it had been correct, making it look like the rescuer was the one speaking the dark hole.

Viva la Tux.

“Might”

Oh, good, I’m not dying.

Yet.

“We regret to inform you that you are a rock.”