I remember when s guy tried to sue a news outlet for using his picture without permission for an article about how hipsters all look the same…and then it turned out that it wasn’t a picture of him
That guy works in our building. He’s got the beard, rolled up trouser legs to show pleather boots, tattoos and the hat, the whole nine yards. Btw, he’s vegan
Ask him if he uses Arch btw. I want him to be a crossover hipster/neckbeard nerd
And ask him to empty his V60 coffee filter and put it on the draining board when he’s done with it
Btw, he’s vegan
that seals the deal, he is the one.
Lissan al-Gaib!

Made me laugh in the middle of a restaurant, thanks 🤣
Flip the phone over and get back to your date!
Hot
Good for him.
The thing with these fashion trends is that there’s always a percentage of people that never move on. I’m sure that these aliens can find the guys they’re looking for somewhere.
Just come to Eastern Europe where every trend arrives a decade later.
My favourite kind of guy was always the Ed Hardy guy. Guys with bedazzled shirts, ripped jeans and blonde hair. Even better when they were 40+ years old. I think these people just vanished
Belgium! They are all in Belgium.
I had a professor who never moved on from his hipster phase. Every once in a while he’d switch it up and wear tech bro sports jackets and graphic tees, like he was trying to branch out but he was more comfy with what he cultivated on his twenties and thirties lol
wait, what, hipsters are not cool anymore?
Were they ever?
More like that’s not what hipsters look like anymore. There’s always hipsters, although given how strongly that word is associated with the 2010s they’ll probably get called something else.
More like that’s not what hipsters look like anymore.
they may have dropped the flannel shirts, but there is more hipster barbershops in my neighborhood than starving people in north korea…
They were, until everyone else started doing it.
I haven’t seen a scene girl with stripey hair in so long.
probably all turned to goth
Yes goth is the next pokemon stage before evolving into witchy crochet cat lady.
🎶It’s the circle of life🎶
There is also the Goth2Boss evolution pathway as an alternative.
Most of the scene girls I’ve seen/hung out with are newer edition girls.
They’re definitely out there. TikTok is actually pretty good for all these little micro niche communities at least as far as seeing people who are still keeping the culture alive.
Saw one at the grocery store a few weeks ago.
All is well in god’s earth.
Yep. And more likely in large cities than the rugged outback.
Trends are cyclic. They could just wait it out.
Or, you know, just go to Portland
Nah that’s too far away
“Portland, y’all want Portland.”
The fuck is a portland?
Is that some store selling hipster clothes?
It’s a city on the US
Guy with a baseball cap, beard, and sunglasses is default mode these days
“wdy mean they’re all wearing clothes and have hair on their bodies”
Edit 14h laters; none of the aliens even have beards
“That’s it boys, back to Hipsilon 7.”
Deep Space 90s
TBF I have nothing against the hipster look - except for the various beards and 'staches. I tried it: a sculpted beard is a fuckton of work, like a second hairdo basically. It also requires appropriate growth; not all men have it.
yeh and keeping the 3rd area properly trimmed takes fucking practice.
stakes are much higher on that one.
I feel like this is the newer variant Performative males for this era?
I think the “hipster” look is alive an well with all the guys who opened overpriced barbecue or taco joints that serve whiskey and tequila. Trends fade because the people who keep to them grow old and the younger generation does something different to not be “like their parents” or gen whatever the fuck category people are bulked into.
Eventually performative males will eventually open matcha and boba tea shops. To than be replaced by something else people can make fun of for 10 years.
the “hipster” look is alive an well with all the guys who opened overpriced barbecue or taco joints that serve whiskey and tequila.
Also dads who took up brewing as a hobby (at least around here)
I want to be friends with all of those guys.
Omg I love WikiHow
I must have missed my ride back to the mothership.
The beards stayed
I wish. Everyone’s doing those little mustaches now. We’ve stumbled backwards from the peak fashion of the Lumberjack Sheek 1970s to the Saddam Lip look of the 1980s.
That’s because all the good trees are gone and we live in a giant parking lot. We can’t be living a lie, now
A decade? I thought it was closer to two decades.
I feel like I was still seeing hipsters up until the mid 2010s.
I interviewed for a surgery residency in Brooklyn in 2014, and one of the attendings came with a huge beard, flannel shirt, the whole deal.
Some say fashion is cyclical, but maybe it’s topology is triangular, or a Klein bottle.
2006 was defiantly had them
2006 was defiantly had them
In defiance of whom? 😉
Hipsters are dead. Nice.















