Step 1: make an ordered list of drugs, ranking from worst to least.
Step 2: get patient addicted to the drug below his current addiction.
Step 3: repeat until you’re down to cigarettes
Step 4: tack on a nicotine patch and mail the bill
Step 5: profit!
Step 1: make an ordered list of drugs, ranking from worst to least. Step 2: get patient addicted to the drug below his current addiction. Step 3: repeat until you’re down to cigarettes Step 4: tack on a nicotine patch and mail the bill Step 5: profit!
Is this message sponsored by Philip-Morris International by any chance?
No, it’s a research proposal. Once I get funding, I’m going to need enough staff to handle the crowds that volunteer as test subjects.