During college I had the most intense crush for a girl (I really don’t know why but it was like some generic memory from my ancestors in Dune kind of intensity) and we had been only grabbing coffee for several months until one day she invites me over to her apartment as a, “Haha your hair is so long that you need a haircut and I’ve been doing it for my roommates.”

… I left after the haircut 😭

Rostislav Alexeyev would’ve been so proud.

(The dude looks like the most bitter engineer I’ve ever seen.)

I will try whatever is a twin snakes, specifically the orange and purple snake, and not the Liquid and Solid Snake.

Yeah, it’s exactly that. I think I’m just sensitive to sorbitol.

Haribo has chocolate?!?

All I know is that Haribo sugar-free gummy bears give me the the runs, lol.

Seriously I think we could all do with less interacting with nuts. The kind of neutral objectivism that is celebrated in rational discourse is exactly what’s co-opted during these encounters.

I ended up writing paragraphs as a result of a back and forth between a conspiracy theory who thought NASA lies about space and Kirk alive somewhere.

Dude told me, “Nice try jew” in the end. I’m goddamn east Asian and told him multiple times, even writing in Japanese.

They take their ignorance as proof of their own enlightenment.