but they’d probably spit out incoherent fanatical nonsense.

Why would they try to imitate you?

I don’t understand how atheism factors in, like, at all in this joke.

It doesn’t. The user you reponded to is just a douchebag

Pretty sure he’s supposed to be a lobster, not a shrimp

But you don’t like doing it by yourself

No, I’d rather do the dishes when I cook, even if it’s other people. It’s my kitchen, gtfo

Fake: GTV VI releasing

Gay: OP is lying, they immediately spread cheeks for Jason

I’m actually pretty good at cooking. The difference is that I let the pots and pans soak for a couple of hours before scrubbing instead of bitching about it

Revolt

They got a C&D over the name and switched it to Stoat, which OP said they’ve tried before.

I don’t get why they picked Stoat; it’s a terrible name, but it is what it is

I think you might have depression

and a lot more like sucking a dick.

Some people enjoy that though