AFAIK this is a paraphrase that holds very well the meaning on the original.

The problem is that “the same issue” here means “there’s any error at all with the MS Store”. Any discussion about there will be useless.

Meetings! Meetings as far as the eyes can see!

There’s no escape, there’s no rest. Life is only meetings now.

Well, round numbers will indeed make the math easier.

Yes, people some times live up to 120 years. You should start at 60.

Even worse. You’d get from Windows 7 to Windows 11.

Why, indeed?

Yeah, it’s because it’s not the school that is bullshit.

It’s some of the stuff people do there. At the same time, some aren’t. And we are incredibly bad at telling the difference, and worse than useless on doing that at scale.