They can be silly and wonderful AND violent rapists.
Humans can’t. But ducks can.
They can be silly and wonderful AND violent rapists.
Humans can’t. But ducks can.


But I have so many weak excuses with incredibly easy solutions, along with very light social pressure to continue using them, it’s impossible.
Gather up all her ex boyfriends and fuck them in front of her to establish dominance. On her 18th birthday though. So it’s all above board.