kriz@slrpnk.net to Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world · 25 days agoSLPT: Put your family on a subscription plan this Christmasslrpnk.netexternal-linkmessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1external-linkSLPT: Put your family on a subscription plan this Christmasslrpnk.netkriz@slrpnk.net to Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world · 25 days agomessage-square0linkfedilink
kriz@slrpnk.net to Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world · 1 month agoSLPT: Email grandmothers for constant cash flowslrpnk.netexternal-linkmessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1external-linkSLPT: Email grandmothers for constant cash flowslrpnk.netkriz@slrpnk.net to Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world · 1 month agomessage-square0linkfedilink
kriz@slrpnk.net to Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world · 2 months agoSPLT: You can also put a chip reader on your pocket and casually bump into people.slrpnk.netexternal-linkmessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1external-linkSPLT: You can also put a chip reader on your pocket and casually bump into people.slrpnk.netkriz@slrpnk.net to Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world · 2 months agomessage-square0linkfedilink
kriz@slrpnk.net to Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world · 2 months agoSLPT: Google how to do a different crime every single day. That way if you do commit a crime later in life, your search history won't give you away.message-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Google how to do a different crime every single day. That way if you do commit a crime later in life, your search history won't give you away.kriz@slrpnk.net to Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world · 2 months agomessage-square0linkfedilink
kriz@slrpnk.net to Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world · 6 months agoSLPT: Do all your criminal planning while swimming. Less chance of wires or electronic surveillance.message-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Do all your criminal planning while swimming. Less chance of wires or electronic surveillance.kriz@slrpnk.net to Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world · 6 months agomessage-square0linkfedilink
kriz@slrpnk.net to Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world · 8 months agoSLPT: Cover your hands with glue and let it dry. You now have the rough hands of a working man.message-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Cover your hands with glue and let it dry. You now have the rough hands of a working man.kriz@slrpnk.net to Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world · 8 months agomessage-square0linkfedilink
kriz@slrpnk.net to Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world · 8 months agoSLPT: If you are up too late, move your bed to the western most part of your house or apartment.message-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: If you are up too late, move your bed to the western most part of your house or apartment.kriz@slrpnk.net to Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world · 8 months agomessage-square0linkfedilink
kriz@slrpnk.net to Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world · 9 months agoSLPT: If you buy a new clock or appliance, wait until noon to plug it in so you don't have to bother setting the time.message-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: If you buy a new clock or appliance, wait until noon to plug it in so you don't have to bother setting the time.kriz@slrpnk.net to Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world · 9 months agomessage-square0linkfedilink
kriz@slrpnk.net to Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world · 10 months agoSLPT: Floss can be rinsed and used again, just like your toothbrushplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Floss can be rinsed and used again, just like your toothbrushplus-squarekriz@slrpnk.net to Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world · 10 months agomessage-square0linkfedilink
kriz@slrpnk.net to Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world · 11 months agoSLPT: Glue a dead wasp to your hand to allow you hit your boss as hard as you want.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Glue a dead wasp to your hand to allow you hit your boss as hard as you want.plus-squarekriz@slrpnk.net to Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world · 11 months agomessage-square0linkfedilink
kriz@slrpnk.net to Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world · 11 months agoSLPT: The name "Super Bowl" is taken, but "Super Plate", "Super Mug", "Super Fork", and "Super Carafe" are all still available to be monetized. message-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: The name "Super Bowl" is taken, but "Super Plate", "Super Mug", "Super Fork", and "Super Carafe" are all still available to be monetized. kriz@slrpnk.net to Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world · 11 months agomessage-square0linkfedilink
kriz@slrpnk.net to Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world · 1 year agoSLPT: Instead of making a big mess ripping out each page you have read of a book, just cross each page out with a marker.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Instead of making a big mess ripping out each page you have read of a book, just cross each page out with a marker.plus-squarekriz@slrpnk.net to Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square0linkfedilink
kriz@slrpnk.net to Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world · 1 year agoSLPT: If you struggle to understand the lyrics to a song, most likely it's just about heroin. message-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: If you struggle to understand the lyrics to a song, most likely it's just about heroin. kriz@slrpnk.net to Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square0linkfedilink
kriz@slrpnk.net to Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world · 1 year agoSLPT: Any cash money given to you when you work a cash register is your money! It was handed over to you! You get to decide how much to keep and how much to give to the business. message-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Any cash money given to you when you work a cash register is your money! It was handed over to you! You get to decide how much to keep and how much to give to the business. kriz@slrpnk.net to Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square0linkfedilink
kriz@slrpnk.net to Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world · 1 year agoSLPT: Need some space? You can yell "Get off my property!" from just about anywhere. Few people ever actually check the paperwork to prove it. message-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Need some space? You can yell "Get off my property!" from just about anywhere. Few people ever actually check the paperwork to prove it. kriz@slrpnk.net to Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square0linkfedilink
kriz@slrpnk.net to Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world · 1 year agoSLPT: Save your burned out light bulbs. Next time you stay at an AirB&B, switch them out for working ones. message-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Save your burned out light bulbs. Next time you stay at an AirB&B, switch them out for working ones. kriz@slrpnk.net to Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square0linkfedilink
kriz@slrpnk.net to Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world · 1 year agoSLPT: It's pretty easy to just follow an Amazon delivery van around and get free packages. Make a quick blue vest if you feel nervous to deflect suspicion. message-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: It's pretty easy to just follow an Amazon delivery van around and get free packages. Make a quick blue vest if you feel nervous to deflect suspicion. kriz@slrpnk.net to Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square0linkfedilink
kriz@slrpnk.net to Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world · 1 year agoSLPT: Wearing a shirt that says "For entertainment purposes only" in large letters could get you out of legal trouble for your actions message-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Wearing a shirt that says "For entertainment purposes only" in large letters could get you out of legal trouble for your actions kriz@slrpnk.net to Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square0linkfedilink
kriz@slrpnk.net to Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world · 1 year agoSLPT: Not happy with your living situation? It could be a lot worse. If you were on Mars you wouldn't even have enough oxygen to breathe! Venus would crush and boil you!plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Not happy with your living situation? It could be a lot worse. If you were on Mars you wouldn't even have enough oxygen to breathe! Venus would crush and boil you!plus-squarekriz@slrpnk.net to Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square0linkfedilink
kriz@slrpnk.net to Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world · 1 year agoSLPT: Need an item? Check out stores! There are a lot of different kinds and most towns have them. It's a quick and easy way to get an item. message-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Need an item? Check out stores! There are a lot of different kinds and most towns have them. It's a quick and easy way to get an item. kriz@slrpnk.net to Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square0linkfedilink
