Ignotum

Guessing it’s just absurd/shock comedy?

I am going to ruin his life, call it preemptive revenge

“the power of christ compel…” head falls off

“he raised his hands, presumably to grab a gun from the ceiling, i had no choice but to fire five warning shots in his head and emptying the rest of the clip in his dog that was tied outside in the yard”

I miss that,

These days they just shoot you on the spot

The real princess was inside of him all along