I have a collection of Weird Al CDs. So I think I’m set for retirement, then.

What a wonderful question!

You are right in doubting the identity of users using Lemmy. But I can assure you, not only am I human – I am real as well!

As conservatives are wont to say: “Grow some thicker skin, snowflake! Why can’t you take a joke?”

I’m afraid that in the future they will try to require self-driving in all cars, citing some bs about how self-driving is “safer” (in theory, and under perfect conditions)