I have my attainable dream car, cool tech and plenty of other things I always wanted.

Would give them all up in a heartbeat so long as I could stay with my wife.

Man that would be so sick to see Gripens in the RAAF

Remember when a person could be “conservative” but not a complete nutjob? Pepperidge Farm remembers.

I gotta fucking quit my job man

Really hope windows market share has peaked and it’s all downhill from here. Totally done with their BS.

Pure evil, and pure genius.

Must have been fun trying to explain that to tech support