Yeeeup. You mostly nailed it, except that a lot of times his narrative changes multiple times a day – often multiple times in the same single, nonsensical, rambling rant. He regularly directly contradicts what he just said. It blows my mind. My faith in humanity is struggling.

Oh, yay! I’m so glad that they were found safely and that they were able to do what they set off to do.

It’s been a while since I’ve had the money/equipment/etc, so this may be out of date information, but there at least used be Ubuntu Studio, too. But nowadays I see a lot of hate for Ubuntu/Canonical, so who knows. Just thought I’d mention it in case it’s helpful to anyone!

(Someone already mentioned Ardour… I think there was Reaper, too, but I could be mixing up my OSes lol. My brain is trash, my apologies)

When the first 50 Shades of Grey movie came out in theaters, my friends who went to see it were discussing how hilariously terrible it was. I love watching awful garbage like that for funsies, so I torrented it. It took forever because of my shitty connection.

When I was finally able to watch it, it just made no sense. But not at all like how a bad movie makes no sense. It felt like it was skipping around. I was so confused.

After some web searches, I realized that I think I somehow got my hands on some weird, badly-censored Chinese copy where they just cut out anything remotely saucy. Which was most of the movie, hence it not making any damn sense.

I still haven’t seen the actual movie, since I just never bothered to try again, but that experience was pretty entertaining.

I mean, yeah. You do. Look in the mirror!

And how else would you know how small-minded some badgers can be!?