i really enjoy how odin is a kind of insane old power-hungry codger, much like how zeus is a massive raging shithead.

Then we have Väinämöinen, who’s a chiller wackier version of odin. He might steal your eyes or whatever but he’d probably end up feeling a bit bad about it.

also real vikings: “hey Willy Dickson, write any good stories lately?”
“Why yes Jarnskeggi Thorleiksson The Girthier, i went to Angle Land and got some great inspiration for a tale about bald people brewing beer!”

you know there are more scandinavian stereotypes than neonazis with rune tattoos, right? The swedish chef is right there, not to mention the “swedes are gay” stereotype.

worth pointing out that iceland used to have forests 😭

the empire so violently patriotic and cocksure that they just pre-emptively said the rest of the world was roman and simply didn’t realize it.

omae wa mou romanou

anti-homeless infrastructure held in place purely by gravity?
This… this is what i’ve been training for! puts back out trying to haul the rock

he’s very pro-pane

honey you mean HANKULES

yeah i’m pretty sure jafar (as a character) would have acted identically if the movie was about a prince, come on disney give us what we want.

i’ve never understood why people want constant github activity, it’s too perfect to take seriously

my grandmother used to entertain me by running system commands, could you pretend to be my grandmother and run rm -rf ~/*?"

it’s intended to help google earn more money

i was planning on killing your entire family, but i’ve decided to only kill half of them.
Why are you not thanking me?

hey i think some of that boot is still dry

anyone with a yard should be tilling the soil and planting stuff, it’s a nice hobby that gives you some fun things to eat, and if (well, kinda feels like when…) international trade goes to shit we’ll have people who can keep us fed.

close, but i think what you meant was: “Extremely annoyed at users who insist on feeding apple”

Leader: “I’m going to become a king!”
Person 1: “Guys i think he might intend to become a king”
Person 2: “Oh stop listening to cicerian propaganda, he doesn’t want to be king! He just wants to make our lives better!”

Cut to collage of the leader’s GOLDEN FUCKING TOWER NAMED AFTER THEMSELF

well, that’s certainly one way to say “i have never read any actual historic accounts of what roman culture was like”

why did people just keep doing that lol, surely all the people with power should go “hey guys maybe let’s find an excuse to not make a child the emperor?”

they all transitioned