“Can’t talk now, AIPAC just cut me a check and I need to deposit it.” - Chuck

They smuggle it around the US in those damn jackets.

“Drug boats sunk off Cuban coast delivering Krocodil laced Fentanyl manufactured by Claudia Sheinbaum in her state owned factories in Columbia.” NYT Article from March 2026

Holy shit my brain is broken…I read the title as “Navalny Poisoned With ‘Dog Fart’ Toxin, Europeans Say”

Lol lovely just lovely such a beautiful experience. Excuse me I am going to go take a shit it this yard.

If you are a US citizen traveling anywhere outside of the US you should take a burner phone. If you are not a US citizen and are planning to come to the US for any reason you are fucking stupid and at the very least you should carry a burner phone. Best you get your will and other legal documents in order as well.