Unlike your mother, who’s basically the entire joke everywhere

Taking advice from a random internet comic is the smart move.

I TRIED TO DO WHAT IT SHOWED IN THE PICTURE BROTHER BUT NOW IM IN THE HOSPITAL WITH A VICE GRIPS LATCHED ONTO MY SWIM SUIT AREA.

AUNT GRETA ISNT GOING TO LIKE THIS ONE

AROOOOOOO

Its where they store all of their ham