There are plenty of backwoods racist yokels in the Midwest, it’s probably like 90% of the yokels.

It’s technically not even chocolate, it’s “chocolate-flavored candy”. I’d still fuck up a s’more though.

He’s the real world inspiration for the mealy shit I squeezed out of my ass this morning, even though some claim it was that Jersey Mike’s chipotle chicken philly with jalapeños I had yesterday. Don’t worry, I’m not gonna link anything.