Zombie data mining shitposters will one day be the ultimate fate of all Web 2.0 users.

Your ability to accumulate data doesn’t have to die with you. Your friends and relatives can be spammed with garbage from you even beyond the grave.

Spez being Elon’s bitch is the least surprising thing I’ll read all week. We already knew it was happening, but confirmation is useful for those not already in the know.

Why anyone of any significant level of intelligence is still on Reddit is the real mystery.