Yeah, at they approach 9999 surely they will start using larger variables to store the year, and all of the 2000’s code will have moved out of production (2000’s and not 1970’s because we may have fixed the 1970’s code by now.)
Read the Jesus parts again. Would Jesus like that?
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Insurance companies in Des Moines, Iowa, USA tended to be heavy users of COBOL near the year 2000. If you want a job writing COBOL, I suggest looking there. I am sure at this point they will do some training.
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History Memes@piefed.social•Laughing, crying, getting violently ill on the carpet
3·4 days agoIs the “NewsWire” headline posted by “onion person” real? On a search, I only find references to a proposed policy in 2023 to encourage repairing roads over expanding roads.
MNByChoice@midwest.socialto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Someone got tired of hallucinated reports
30·4 days agoUm, the lesson was available, but not everyone is doing to reading.
MNByChoice@midwest.socialto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Someone got tired of hallucinated reports
48·4 days agoParaphrasing something a human said: With data and instructions mixed, there is no way to prevent an AI from following directions found in data. #Fuck if I know. Also, I am a real human, and this fits with my understanding of cybersecurity and why we don’t mix data with directions.
I love that humans, and dogs, have pretty much been the same since before recorded history. Maybe even at the dawn of Human Sapiens.
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Global News@lemmy.zip•Gold tops $5,000 for first time ever, adding to historic rallyEnglish
121·13 days agoThe USA Dollar is dropping rapidly.
https://www.morningstar.com/economy/what-weaker-us-dollar-means-investors-2026-beyond
Through September, the dollar depreciated 13.5% against the euro, 13.9% against the Swiss franc, and 6.4% against the yen, alongside a 5.6% decline versus a basket of major emerging-markets currencies.
I don’t have a ready source, but I understand the stock market rally in the USA is only a rally as the dollar is dropping. Priced in other currencies, the USA stock market is down.
Ah fuck, you are right.
I parsed it differently and changed the meaning of “dates” mid-sentence, which one shouldn’t do when reading.
I think they were implying you don’t have to pay for dates…
OP needs a new therapist using a different therapy style. Keep trying folks. (I have my favorites, but so does everyone.)

I started just to point out that the 7 point drop was big in 1988, but then wondered if this was a real event. (When the movie came out, I remember thinking that really happened.)
Looking at it again, I don’t know if I am finding real information , or movie publicity
https://www.cyberdelianyc.com/www.nytimes.com/1988/08/10/business/wall-street-plunges-computer-crash-hackers.html, which in part says:
Looking up “Zero Cool”, only locates a 1960’s book about a Doctor.