Ukraine: Meet the brave volunteers who saved a Kitten from Russian full-scale terror (the volunteers all have swastika tattoos, the kitten was stuck in a tree and the volunteers didn’t save it)

Palestine: Hamas uses kitten as human shield while twirling moustache, says IDF spokesperson

Iran: Could this story about a kitten being rescued be the end of the islamic republic?

Venezuela: Kittens are starving in Venezuela due to economic mismanagement of the communist regime

palestine: kitten was kidnapped by terrorists and taken into a hamas torture site, israel gets to the rescue, but the kitten dies after an accidental missile impact

Iran: Kitten kidnapped (rescued), tortured (given a bath), and executed (it’s literally napping) by theocratic dictatorship.

Fox News: “Springfield Haitian barbecues rescued kitten.”

Business Insider: Why rescuing kittens is actually bad for the economy and encourages laziness.

cuba: kitten tries to escape from brutal communist repression climbing a tree, but he’s stopped by the authoritarian regime

Now do one about what the Democrat paper would say if a Republican rescued a kitten, and what would the Republican paper say if a Democrat rescued one.

Or is the joke that they wouldn’t even report it?

@The Free Penguin then the kitten was executed with an anti-aircraft gun