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Quilotoa@lemmy.ca to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 days ago

A man getting pregnant is almost inconceivable.

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A man getting pregnant is almost inconceivable.

Quilotoa@lemmy.ca to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 days ago
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    You keep using that word.

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      I don’t think it means what he thinks it means.

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        Anybody wanna peanut?

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    God damnit. That took me a second.

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      That’s how long I last too

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      You are not alone.

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        They were at the time.

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      “Oh no… Not again!”

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