cm0002@suppo.fi to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 3 days agoAnon is looking for a routersuppo.fiimagemessage-square176linkfedilinkarrow-up1705arrow-down19
arrow-up1696arrow-down1imageAnon is looking for a routersuppo.ficm0002@suppo.fi to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 3 days agomessage-square176linkfedilink
minus-squarecley_faye@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up16·2 days agoEasy. If you want to annoy them, tell them you have the most powerful wifi router in existence, exceeding legal emission limits. If you want to “play nice”, tell them you set your wifi to minimum (or even disabled it if you want). The upside is that you don’t have to actually do anything for either to work.
minus-squaremusubibreakfast@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up14·2 days agoTell them that you’re a wifi based life form, you need constant exposure to electromagnetic waves for your organs to work. Turning off your wifi would mean you and your family would instantly die.
minus-squareBuddahriffic@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 days agoRename your wifi to “<current name> (disabled)”.
Easy.
If you want to annoy them, tell them you have the most powerful wifi router in existence, exceeding legal emission limits.
If you want to “play nice”, tell them you set your wifi to minimum (or even disabled it if you want).
The upside is that you don’t have to actually do anything for either to work.
Tell them that you’re a wifi based life form, you need constant exposure to electromagnetic waves for your organs to work. Turning off your wifi would mean you and your family would instantly die.
Rename your wifi to “<current name> (disabled)”.