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minus-squarebizarroland@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·2 months agoHit the gym Do massive amounts of testosterone and steroids Eat 4,000 grams of protein per kilogram of body weight every day. Keep lifting. Once you are ready to lift the shop, no one will be able to stop you.
Hit the gym
Do massive amounts of testosterone and steroids
Eat 4,000 grams of protein per kilogram of body weight every day.
Keep lifting.
Once you are ready to lift the shop, no one will be able to stop you.