Five-million Farage has flounced out of parliament in order to pause the investigations into his alleged corruption, but other major parties are refusing to contest the resulting by-election, potentially leaving him facing Count Binface as his biggest rival. With the British public’s love of the underdog and refusing to do what’s expected - remember Boaty McBoatface? - I wouldn’t bet against it being Count Binface MP soon.
I agree with the sentiment of the other parties, but guaranteeing this worm the ability to say “i won with 100% of the vote” seems wrong.
If he runs unopposed it doesn’t mean anything. If there are no candidates running against him there might not even be an election.
Nothing is guaranteed in UK politics. Imagine if he loses to the Count!
That would be fucking incredible
He’d never come back from that. He’d have to move to America after that, he wouldn’t be able to go out in public in the UK.
Keep talking dirty to me