Donald Trump announces plans to hit the UK, Denmark and other European countries with a 10% tariff on “all or any goods” exported to the US from 1 February
In a post on Truth Social, the US president says these will remain in place until “such time as a Deal is reached for the Complete and Total purchase of Greenland”
Greenland, but it’s not all that surprising. Everytime this toddler doesn’t get his toys, he screams “tarrifs!”
Oh god, I’m sorry! Greenland of course. For now, at least.
It’s an understandable mistake. Whoever named those places was a dick.