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I use, “Enough of this, I’m going for a scuttle” all the time.
Once again, the conservative, sandwich-heavy portfolio pays off for the hungry investor!
“I don’t like the looks of this doctor. I bet I’ve lost more patients than he’s treated.”
I fucking love Zoidberg, he just gets me, yknow?
I regularly say “Hooray, I’m helping!” to my wife.
I scuttled away with my human claws up, screeching “whoop whoop whoop” whenever my wife wanted something I didn’t like. I still wonder why she left me, Zoidberg!
“By the way, I took the liberty of fertilizing your caviar”
The female Leela’s problem is purely medical. Soon she will drop her eggs and they will hatch and all will be well
I love the running joke that he’s a horrible human doctor
Zoidberg: There you are, good as new. Except for your dorsal fin, I’m afraid I couldn’t find it after the crash.
Fry: Can I live without it?
Zoidberg: If you call that living.
General: What is your purpose here?
[Zoidberg wakes up.]
Zoidberg: [drowsy] Alright, Officer, I’ll move along.
Man: What the general means is why did you come to Earth?
Zoidberg: Not a day goes by I don’t ask myself the same question.
Truman: If you come in peace, surrender or be destroyed. If you’re here to make war, we surrender.
Zoidberg: Both good. The important thing is I’m meeting new people.
Zoidberg: Hooray!
Zoidberg: Take, I’ve got four of them.
Zoidberg: The president is gagging on my gas bladder. What an honor!
Tbh Roswell that Ends Well was a goated episode from start to finish
