Been getting a lot of mileage out of this lately:

Don’t threaten us with a good time, Fox News.
Dang she’s in Wisconsin
oh no, they did the same to mamdani and he lost the election. everyone hates him now.
“How did you become a socialist?”
“Well when I was growing up, the news kept putting up all of these infographics describing all of these wonderful things as socialism, so I knew that it must be good.”
Then the right’s preferred policies are:
- Unaffordable child care
- Unlivable wages
- Unmitigated grocery price increases
- Rich don’t pay their fair share
- Unrestricted utility bill increases to fund private corporations ambitions
Right?
You forgot the big part that drives these people to consistently vote against their own interests: they’ve been told certain groups are the reason they experience difficulty and discomfort and, if elected, their politicians will punish these people.
Far left these days just means “corporations already paid politicians to not do these things”
Notice how none of these things are identity politics? Not even one proposal to make all public sector workers wear cat ears and skirts?
Nice of Fox to do so much free advertising for her!
Not banning, regulating.
“far-left policies” and it’s just basic humanitarian ideals
“Far left”. They have no idea.
This is what drives me mad. Not so long ago far left was doing some seriously crazy things (I am from Europe so I do remember). And these American mongoloids think far left is someone who just wants to exist.
Their heads would explode if they only knew how far left you can go
I’m pretty sure their heads would fall off neatly into a basket if they really found out how far left one can go.
I wouldn’t call it neatly, there would be quite a mess but it would be quick.
no no, the mess is on the other side. it happens fast enough that not much mess gets on the head side. i assume.
Far enough to get your guns back, even!
I thought you had to pay for ads on fox news
Fox news will always air segments that demonize the democratic nominee
But where’s the demonizing? This is all positive stuff…
Well if demonizing is saying “this person wants to give you $100 and a hand job”, you are doing a terrible job making me think they’re a demon.
or airs watters segment, of a sterotypical liberal/leftists.
Fucking lefties… Want to make the world better… and equality for everyone… What comes next? Fighting climate change? Giving woman rights? Fuckin siccos /s
USA is such a weird place.
No, we’re just fucking stupid.
Actual leftist:

dude I’m so hyped for the day i see someone run with “reparations for stolen capital”.
You didn’t get the 5th memo?
We’re not allowed to run.last throes and shakes of a dying monster. it’s inevitable.





