I’m doing my part! I haven’t murdered anyone in the last 51 years!
”I’m 70, btw!"
It feels like you should have some kind of achievement badge for that.
Farage: “there are some significant rises in crimes of all kinds, particularly crimes against the person”
That’s a lesson straight from Trumps Office of Made Up Statistics.
Well he kinda needs people to think things are getting worse, but the only things that are actually getting worse are things he will make even worse.
It’s a fact, that is inconvenient to the alarmist press, that crime peaked in the early 90s.
I mean… Even the criminals are depressed and unmotivated.
I think this must be the problem. Why won’t Labour fix this?
Quick, better get more cops and less rights!
Its a crisis! Nobody’s killing people. Just *rump, but that’s in a meruca.
