This is an update to this post.
This weekend, Amazon is premiering its $40 million Melania Trump documentary. It’s pretty clearly a bribe to the Trump family.
We’re going to disrupt the big premiere weekend by messing up Melania’s Amazon search results. Specifically, we’re going to amplify the paranormal erotic thriller novel Melania: Devourer of Men so it’s high in the results. Maybe #1!
The book is perfect: It’s absurd, the cover is ridiculous, and it’s free, so we’re not giving Amazon any money. (Fun fact: It’s free because of YOU, the users of A Boring Dystopia. After your comments on the last post I reached out to the author, and they agreed to make the book free this weekend.)
Currently, the book ranks #29 in Amazon search results for Melania. But all the other Melania results seem pretty weak (lol), so we can pull this off pretty easily. We just need people to:
- “Buy” the book (it’s free)
- Share this post and get other people to “buy” the book.
That’s it.
Here’s a link to the book, in case your Lemmy client stripped out the links above: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07HN9XC1H
Please share and we can celebrate as an erotic novel about a bat monster Melania Trump becomes a higher and higher search result on Amazon!
Melania is the worst first lady we ever had in the US. She is at base, the most uninteresting person. She is supposed to be on “the Five” tomorrow. I hope they ask her uncomfortable questions but I bet it will mostly be softball bullshit questions. She sucks and is unintelligent, just greedy and an Epstein operative/prop, as it is how she met the Orange Asshole. I hope she remains stuck with him because those who marry for money should be required to earn it.
She’s not the worst. I’ll take a boring grifter over Nancy fucking Reagan puppeting her mushbrained husband to ignore the AIDS crisis.