This is an update to this post.

This weekend, Amazon is premiering its $40 million Melania Trump documentary. It’s pretty clearly a bribe to the Trump family.

We’re going to disrupt the big premiere weekend by messing up Melania’s Amazon search results. Specifically, we’re going to amplify the paranormal erotic thriller novel Melania: Devourer of Men so it’s high in the results. Maybe #1!

The book is perfect: It’s absurd, the cover is ridiculous, and it’s free, so we’re not giving Amazon any money. (Fun fact: It’s free because of YOU, the users of A Boring Dystopia. After your comments on the last post I reached out to the author, and they agreed to make the book free this weekend.)

Currently, the book ranks #29 in Amazon search results for Melania. But all the other Melania results seem pretty weak (lol), so we can pull this off pretty easily. We just need people to:

  1. “Buy” the book (it’s free)
  2. Share this post and get other people to “buy” the book.

That’s it.

Here’s a link to the book, in case your Lemmy client stripped out the links above: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07HN9XC1H

Please share and we can celebrate as an erotic novel about a bat monster Melania Trump becomes a higher and higher search result on Amazon!

  • someguy3@lemmy.world
    27·
    6 days ago

    Lol

    Her husband gets all the attention. But she has something to hide, too. Melania Trump had it all. A former model living luxuriously high above New York City, she had her every whim catered to and her every want met, far from the public eye. But when her famous husband becomes President of the United States and leaves for Washington, her quiet life is thrown into disarray. Now, surrounded by young, strapping Secret Service agents and pursued by the cunning and handsome FBI director James Comey, Melania must work to keep everything from falling apart. Because Melania has secrets of her own –– deadly secrets –– and no one yet knows how far she’ll go to protect them. “The best erotic supernatural political thriller I’ve read this week.” - Christine Sims, author of Taken by the T-Rex “The Hunger Games meets 50 Shades of Grey … this was everything I didn’t know I was looking for in a book!” - Dani Fankhauser, author of Shameless: How I Lost My Virginity and Kept My Faith “I don’t know what this is, but I’m totally down for this shit.” - Jinn from Mercy Bar