lemmy.tserts.com
  • Communities
  • Create Post
  • Create Community
  • heart
    Support Lemmy
  • search
    Search
  • Login
  • Sign Up
🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 17 days ago

Anon and Rusty

sh.itjust.works

message-square
9
link
fedilink
2

Anon and Rusty

sh.itjust.works

🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 17 days ago
message-square
9
link
fedilink
alert-triangle
You must log in or # to comment.
  • WanderWisley@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    1
    ·
    17 days ago

    Plot twist: Anon’s parents were killed in a horrific helicopter accident 8 years ago and Rusty is just an old empty Amazon box.

  • lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    1
    ·
    17 days ago

    Average Rust user

  • Opisek@piefed.blahaj.zone
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    1
    ·
    17 days ago

    I love my dog

    • GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      1
      ·
      16 days ago

      I love your dog! My dog loves your dog also.

  • Marmaduke@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    1
    ·
    17 days ago

    Real and straight

  • allriledup [they/them]@piefed.blahaj.zone
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    0
    ·
    17 days ago

    meanwhile, cats: you were gone?

    • DV8@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      1
      ·
      17 days ago

      I get the joke, but last time my girlfriend went away for a couple of days, the cats were basically all over her when she sat down. Even the ones that don’t particularly tolerate the others being too close were fine with it at that point.

      • allriledup [they/them]@piefed.blahaj.zone
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        1
        ·
        16 days ago

        of course. It was mostly just a joke. My cat definitely loves me. My cat greets me at the door when i come home and she likes to lay on the same furniture as me and just generally being close to me.

      • stray@pawb.social
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        1
        ·
        17 days ago

        I think maybe most people don’t understand cats’ body language. Like they dont jump on you and wag their tail, so they must not love you.

Greentext@sh.itjust.works

greentext@sh.itjust.works

Subscribe from Remote Instance

Create a post
You are not logged in. However you can subscribe from another Fediverse account, for example Lemmy or Mastodon. To do this, paste the following into the search field of your instance: !greentext@sh.itjust.works

This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you’re new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

  • Anon is often crazy.
  • Anon is often depressed.
  • Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

Visibility: Public
globe

This community can be federated to other instances and be posted/commented in by their users.

  • 799 users / day
  • 2.57K users / week
  • 2.67K users / month
  • 2.71K users / 6 months
  • 1 local subscriber
  • 7.63K subscribers
  • 118 Posts
  • 950 Comments
  • Modlog
  • mods:
  • 🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.works
  • BE: 0.19.15
  • Modlog
  • Instances
  • Docs
  • Code
  • join-lemmy.org