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estrange_alien@leminal.space to The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 month ago

everybody wants prosthetic foreheads on their real heads

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everybody wants prosthetic foreheads on their real heads

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estrange_alien@leminal.space to The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 month ago
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    I’m saving up for a piece of string.

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      And a rock to wind the string around?

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        Everybody wants a rock to wind a piece of string around

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          EVERYBODY wants a rock to wind a piece of string aroud. I know I do.

          Throw the screen door wide!

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