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slothrop@lemmy.ca to The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 4 days ago

our house, in the middle of the street...

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our house, in the middle of the street...

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slothrop@lemmy.ca to The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 4 days ago
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  • Zachariah@lemmy.world
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    !youcantparktheremate@feddit.uk

  • TʜᴇʀᴀᴘʏGⒶʀʏ⁽ᵗʰᵉʸ‘ᵗʰᵉᵐ⁾@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    As a child, I’d get so confused when someone would ask what street I live on- I’d tell them I don’t live on a street??? And I imagined their house must look like this

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    Is that where you wanted to put it? It seems like it would get a lot of traffic noise. Of course, it would be great for commuting.

    • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca
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      seconds to the freeway! From the low $1.8Ms!

  • 🍉 Albert 🍉@lemmy.world
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    ye can’t park there mate

  • Omgpwnies@lemmy.world
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    Raise your hand if you had the intrusive thought to re-create that scene from Twister when they drive through the house as it rolls across the street…

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    That’s going to be a traffic delay

    • Damage@feddit.it
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      Just let me finish cooking lunch and I’ll move it straight away

  • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Here in my car

    I feel safest of all

  • maccentric@sh.itjust.works
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    Madness is one of my favorite ska bands from 80s—totally slaps, check ‘em out if you haven’t

    Absolutely Beyond Compare is a good primer

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    I’d say too much wind and careless transport had a date here, and why wouldn’t they - the traffic noise stops as soon as you do, and it’s nice and green around.

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    I know exactly where this happened, and yes they are all kinds of stupid there.

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    Ah, classic house on the wheels

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    Well, shit. There goes the neighborhood.

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    When you can’t find the address you’re looking for.

  • Deacon@lemmy.world
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    Why did we ever meet?

  • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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    Dear Dairy
    Guess what one of my favorite songs i learned today i can’t listen to while driving, or riding my bike?
    Love and kisses,

    • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca
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      you write letters to milk and cheese?

      • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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        of course.

        i’m one and a half generations removed from the farm. let you guess what the family did.

        it’s my little joke to myself how i write to the extended family in letters

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