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I got robbed the other day and called the cops. They asked me if I had a description of the suspect.

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I got robbed the other day and called the cops. They asked me if I had a description of the suspect.

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Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 days ago

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I said “Yes, pump number 5”

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