Location, weather and time is key when eating outside. Have eaten many a meal outside without issue and I prefer it to inside when the three align.

Wasps. Fuck wasps.

If not for wasps, my family would eat outside most of the summer. As it is, it’s either wasps writing 3 minutes of bringing food outside, or a wind strong enough to blow the wasps and our food away.

On second thought, let’s not go outside. 'Tis a silly place.