You run 16 gigs, and what do you get?

A pile of bugs and technical debt

Copilot don’t ask ask for tokens cause I don’t got no 'mo

I sold my soul to the Microslop store

Booted up one morning when the sun didn’t shine Looked through my Windows none of the software was mine

I paid 16 subs for what I need to run

And shareholders said “See now that’s how it’s done!”

(Refrain)

It was a torrent one morning saw it was made outta bits

On an 8 gig stick and with Rufus it fits

Wiped my hard drive clean and I was ready to go

Left the Microslop store for the Trixie repo

(Refrain)