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minus-squarecouldhavebeenyou@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down1·14 days agoJesus lives there
minus-squarecub Gucci@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·14 days agoI heard he was deported to Mexico
minus-squareameancow@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·14 days agoImpossible! Everyone knows Jesus is a white man with blond hair and beard and shining white teeth who lives in a cloud above Arkansas or Kansas, he wants us to bomb the shit out of brown people, our pastors say so.
minus-squareThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·13 days agoActually he’s a Korean bodybuilder now, try to keep up
Jesus lives there
I heard he was deported to Mexico
Impossible! Everyone knows Jesus is a white man with blond hair and beard and shining white teeth who lives in a cloud above Arkansas or Kansas, he wants us to bomb the shit out of brown people, our pastors say so.
Actually he’s a Korean bodybuilder now, try to keep up